thegodofmischiefmanaged:

kawaiirubbish:

kawaiisquad:

Man what would happen if we took every criminal and threw them on a continent and just let them have at it for like 50 years? What would they even say when we came back?

probably “g’day mate!”

it’s funny because that’s the actual history of australia

chanel-smokes:

perfect

karakta:

the only picture i got of the bb tying his shoe

wearesorryfortheinconvenience:

wearesorryfortheinconvenience:

my friend is CONVINCED he is the one who brought on post limit. a few years ago  he was reblogging a single picture as fast as he could as many times as he could and then the server crashed and ever since then people started hitting a post limit

its his fault we go through this

if you where wondering this is the image 

bUT IDK MAN I THINK THERE IS PLENTY OF FUCKIN REASON TO BE UPSET

reborn-gp:

Poor John, if he knew

africans:

i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded

lameborghini:

for being a teen girl i sure do talk about my dick a lot

mumblingsage:

evilgh0st:

childhoodphobia:

Well thats scary as fuck

omg

To follow you I’ll not consent/
Until I know which way you went

aepicstranger:

thisretrodreamisneverending:

In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit

so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’

and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing

omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.

i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago

unicornmunch:

here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:

• hug
• go on walks while holding hands
• smile
• kiss
• cuddle
• have cute little dates
• have movie nights
• take adorable pictures
• go new places
• try new things
• fall in love
• brutally fuck you
• look at the stars
• do everything i was ever scared to do alone.

slackly:

this is seriously the best